The Sweetest Note About Courtney Love Was Found In Kurt Cobain's Wallet

 

Do you Kurt Cobain take Courtney Michelle Love to be your lawful shredded wife, even when she’s a bitch with zits and siphoning all yr money for doping and whoring…

 
HP – Seattle police have released a handwritten letter from the scene of Kurt Cobain’s death, following a public information request by CBS News. The note, discovered in Cobain’s wallet following his apparent suicide, is seriously disparaging to Courtney Love. Of course, these biting lines come in stark contrast to Cobain’s supposed suicide note, in which he refers to Love as “a goddess of a wife who sweats with ambition and empathy.” According to CBS, the note was logged into evidence just days after Cobain was found dead on April 8, 1994. The release of this evidence follows several previously unrevealed photos from the scene, which notably included a medical bracelet from a drug rehab facility in Los Angeles.

 
Yikes! That’s uhhhh…that’s something else. Kinda a kick in the dick to Courtney Love, huh? Getting a big ol slap heard round the world from a guy who has been dead for 20 years. Goodness gracious. She had the whole world thinking it was all good in the hood and then BOOM this note is released. Awkward city. I think it’s just bad luck though, right? Like whatever you put in your suicide note is the rules of the road. That’s your final say. Anything you wrote before that doesn’t matter. Like, remember when you were 6 and you wrote a runaway note to your parents saying you hated them and never were coming home and then you went to the tot lot for an hour and went home for dinner? Well that gets thrown out for me. You can’t just discover a note 20 years later, that’s cheating.

(Although let’s be honest, he meant it. It doesn’t mean he didn’t mean the other side too. Chicks are crazy, and Courtney Love is 100 miles above crazy.)